You pull a book off the shelf

Next to the bed and begin.

“It was the best of times, it was the 

worst

of times.”

We live in the worst of times.

Our growing student loans

My growing anxiety, your growing stress

No jobs, no money, only problems

with the car, with the plumbing,

with the upstairs apartment throwing parties

Every night

Until sleep has become a myth we once knew

But those nights without panic…

The nights when you hold me close

And whisper books into my ear

And I fall in love all over again

Listening to your voice tell me stories

Until I fall asleep as you kiss my cheek

And you fall asleep too.

I wake up

And we’re still breathing in sync

On our hand-me-down sheets

so I sit and close my eyes

Until your lips meet mine.

That’s how we turn the worst of times into

The best of our lives.

Why am I addicted to changing my theme I don’t know but I changed it again and I can just never find a theme I like.

Please go look at it and assure me that I made the right choice.

  • Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
  • America: Well sure why not?
  • Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
  • America: Whatever you want!
  • Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
  • America: Okay, sounds like fun!
  • Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
  • America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO